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Software Development

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Software
Project Manager
is a Person who thinks Nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

Developer is a Person who thinks a single woman cannot deliver a baby in nine months.

On-site Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

Client is one who knows that it takes a man, a woman & nine months to deliver a baby.

Marketing manager is a person who thinks I can deliver a child whether a man and woman is available or not.

Resource optimisation team thinks I dont want man or woman, I’ll still produce a child with zero resources.

Documentation team will think I dont care how a child is delivered, I’ll just document 9 months

Source: http://www.aplusforwards.com/

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May 17, 2008 at 9:31 pm

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Make me a sanwich..

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March 1, 2008 at 11:05 am

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